I love growing plants, you guys.  Some folk buy lots of shoes or bull whips or pets; I buy plants.  I have a whole gaggle of house plants in my apartment and window space is sparse so I picked up an old, ugly (yet functional) plant stand at a vintage market last fall. You can see it in action here.  I have had intentions to beautify it from the beginning but only got around to it last week.

Tools -

  • Spray paint – I used a yellow gloss
  • Interior satin – in a creamy matte to contrast with the glossy yellow
  • Paint brushes for detail work
  • Tape and newspaper for paint control

It took about 6 coats of yellow spray paint to achieve a uniform color.  Then a little patience and a steady hand for the trim.  I think the cream trim is adorable.  The whole thing came out Pleasentville as hell.  I really like the results.

Eat your hearts out,

Sup Babies?  Rain?  Yeah, it’s been raining buckets here in soggy, waterlogged Kansas City, but onto more pressing matters:

UPS!!!!!!!!  Where is my G.D. camera!?!?!?!?!?!?!?  Enough with this playin around.  Expedite!

I was just checking my stats out (cause I’m a narcissist like that) and one of you silly lil’ squirrels found this blog by searching “naughty mary pat”.  You kids are weird-as-hell.  I still feel x’s and o’s for you though.

I made these crazy earrings yesterday for selling at Gifted Hands (I know Gifted Hands sounds like a happy ending massage parlor to you sluttier readers, getcho head outtta the gutter!)  Behold:

Eat your heart out,

I picked up a super nifty yarn called Cha-Cha made by the Trendsetter company.  I saw it at Urban Arts and Crafts here in Kansas City and had to have it, for you see, it ruffles as you knit it.  Amazing.  It took me a while to figure out how to get started.  This video was quite helpful.  Just a simple knit stitch the whole way through will produce ruffles on both sides if your work, purling alternating rows will create a thick crop of ruffles on one side only.

Unfortunately I’ve been real busy trip planning and working and whatnot, so I’m not done yet, but here’s my progress so far:

I think it looks like naughty neck lingerie, and in fact, it wouldn’t be hard to just knit some triangles and stitch them onto a bra and panties for instant burlesque quality skivvies.

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