For those of you who remain blissfully unaware of a little thing called GILT, it is now being inflicted upon you whether you like it or not. This afternoon I caved under the incredible pressure of these:
Lovely, no? And, since I’m just sitting around here at work I made a polyvore set of just one way I’d don these waterproof wonders. Behold:

Probably one of the best outfits I’ve EVAR conceived. Did I need these boots? Probably not. But fall is fast approaching and these puppies are just what a Kansas Citian needs for the cool, rainy days ahead.
Now you can’t wait to start your own GILT account, can you? Well click here for an invite, you can thank/curse me later.
Eat your heart out,

Greetings babies. I finally installed new fancy memory into my old pal and partner in computing crime, Glenn Coco. The old gal is running at TOP SPEEDS! Very exciting. Soon I will chronicle my adventures in d.i.y. computer repair for your amusement and consideration. But now, onto some very exciting photos from the past few weeks:

One of three adorable fuzz babies I watched a few weeks back, Reggie. He’s a burrower, charmer and blanket spelunker.

Families like to reunite every so often and mine is no exception. The weekend of the 4th of July was dominated by my maternal relatives. Our size is of casual catholic proportions (HUGE) so there was a bevy of food and children and hugging and group photos all culminating in watching fireworks in the pouring rain. Behold the delight:




A jump-shot a day keeps the sads at bay:



I give you: An Afternoon of Vietnamese Food and Shopping



Thats all for now lil’ bubbes, more to come, and don’t forget to eat your heart out,

Something got me thinking about what I wish more dudes would do for their female counterparts. I’m not really sure that any of my readers have a y chromosome, but if you do I’d like to help you woo the ladies. 4 out of 5 pretty girls agree, the following tips are dyne-o-mite.
First, put on a long sleeve button up shirt. I don’t care if it’s summer, just do it. Second, roll the sleeves up to your elbows. Third, you are now exponentially more attractive and stylish. It is really that easy. Hot:



Girls like to be given stuff. This is well documented and factual. This however, does not mean it must be expensive or even cost anything at all. Illustrations, hand written notes, small knick-knacks, et cetera are all excellent battering rams into her heart and at little to no cost to you. These are especially effective when done just because. Chicks dig “just because”.



So you wanna buy her something? I have the answer: ETSY. Nothing says “you’re special and unique and all that other romantical nonsense” like handmade jewelry. For real. Plus, you really don’t have to spend very much scratch for something she’ll adore. Esty is jam packed with a bevy of girly goods so you need not limit your gift to jewelry. It could be a scarf or silk screened panties or a fancy feathered hair clip. BTW the same rule of “just because” applies here as well.




That’s it. If she doesn’t love your guts after my methods then either she or you is a creep. Or both. Happy wooing, and as always, eat your heart out.

Deep in the hard drive trenches of my computer there lies a trove of fancy photos I’ve never really done anything with. It’s high time I quit being so selfish. I submit to you The Depths Part 1







Eat your heart out,

I’m not talking about Rumspringa (though it is a pretty inspiring concept). Fashion Haus Bec & Bridge produced some designs worthy of your scrutinization. Some of it I’m not so crazy about (slouchy plaid pants, uggh), but those crazy layered ruffled socks? Yes, please.





Eat your heart out,
