Hey! Happy New Year! I’m going to leave a few holiday things here before they become totally irrelevant. I guess I frequently put irrelevant things here. I should rename this The Irrelevant Blog. You’d read that, right?
Right, so, I traveled up to North Dakota for holiday times with Thomas and his family. It was glorious. The snow! The cold! The FOOD!
View from the O’Neil Farm, wind farm weirdness, night sky/night trees, making doughnuts!, rolling and cooking lefse.
I’m resolving to be braver and have more adventure. Eat your hearts out.
I did some doodles in the not too distant past. I present them here for your consideration:
Eat your hearts out,
Did I go over a month without posting a single thing here? Yes, yes I did. But I have really good excuses. I’ll tell you all about them:
I moved to a new place! The old place had charm, but it also had vermin-friends living in the ceiling/walls and an asshole landlord. C’est la vie. My new place has AMENITIES, not the least of which is a jacuzzi tub(!!!). Unpacking has been slow and painful since the new place has a fraction of the storage space the old place did, but the end is in sight. Regardless, the packing/moving/unpacking has been keeping me very occupied (not to mention those pesky jobs eating up my blogging time). More photos to come as the place comes together.
Besides the move I’ve managed to take some photos here and there of other activities that are not blog-updation:
Also, I’ve been working on an illustration, it’s not finished yet but here’s a little piece of the puzzle:
Eat your hearts out,
Something got me thinking about what I wish more dudes would do for their female counterparts. I’m not really sure that any of my readers have a y chromosome, but if you do I’d like to help you woo the ladies. 4 out of 5 pretty girls agree, the following tips are dyne-o-mite.
First, put on a long sleeve button up shirt. I don’t care if it’s summer, just do it. Second, roll the sleeves up to your elbows. Third, you are now exponentially more attractive and stylish. It is really that easy. Hot:
Girls like to be given stuff. This is well documented and factual. This however, does not mean it must be expensive or even cost anything at all. Illustrations, hand written notes, small knick-knacks, et cetera are all excellent battering rams into her heart and at little to no cost to you. These are especially effective when done just because. Chicks dig “just because”.
So you wanna buy her something? I have the answer: ETSY. Nothing says “you’re special and unique and all that other romantical nonsense” like handmade jewelry. For real. Plus, you really don’t have to spend very much scratch for something she’ll adore. Esty is jam packed with a bevy of girly goods so you need not limit your gift to jewelry. It could be a scarf or silk screened panties or a fancy feathered hair clip. BTW the same rule of “just because” applies here as well.
That’s it. If she doesn’t love your guts after my methods then either she or you is a creep. Or both. Happy wooing, and as always, eat your heart out.
Sup Babies? Rain? Yeah, it’s been raining buckets here in soggy, waterlogged Kansas City, but onto more pressing matters:
UPS!!!!!!!! Where is my G.D. camera!?!?!?!?!?!?!? Enough with this playin around. Expedite!
I was just checking my stats out (cause I’m a narcissist like that) and one of you silly lil’ squirrels found this blog by searching “naughty mary pat”. You kids are weird-as-hell. I still feel x’s and o’s for you though.
I made these crazy earrings yesterday for selling at Gifted Hands (I know Gifted Hands sounds like a happy ending massage parlor to you sluttier readers, getcho head outtta the gutter!) Behold:
Eat your heart out,