Something got me thinking about what I wish more dudes would do for their female counterparts.  I’m not really sure that any of my readers have a y chromosome, but if you do I’d like to help you woo the ladies.  4 out of 5 pretty girls agree, the following tips are dyne-o-mite.

First, put on a long sleeve button up shirt.  I don’t care if it’s summer, just do it.  Second, roll the sleeves up to your elbows.  Third, you are now exponentially more attractive and stylish.  It is really that easy.  Hot:

Girls like to be given stuff.  This is well documented and factual.  This however, does not mean it must be expensive or even cost anything at all.  Illustrations, hand written notes, small knick-knacks, et cetera are all excellent battering rams into her heart and at little to no cost to you.  These are especially effective when done just because.  Chicks dig “just because”.

So you wanna buy her something?  I have the answer: ETSY.  Nothing says “you’re special and unique and all that other romantical nonsense” like handmade jewelry.  For real.  Plus, you really don’t have to spend very much scratch for something she’ll adore.  Esty is jam packed with a bevy of girly goods so you need not limit your gift to jewelry.  It could be a scarf or silk screened panties or a fancy feathered hair clip.  BTW the same rule of “just because” applies here as well.

That’s it.  If she doesn’t love your guts after my methods then either she or you is a creep.  Or both.  Happy wooing, and as always, eat your heart out.